John Malkovich is the MAN

10 Reasons Why I Love John Malkovich

1. He’s a motherfucking badass.

2. He doesn’t give a shit what you think.

3. He embraces his uniqueness.

4. Hilarious.

5. He has that “je ne sais quoi” que j’aime

6. He is fluent in French.

7. He has failed multiple times but doesn’t let that keep him down. (Madoff scheme, clothing line, etc)

8. He’s not afraid to look like an idiot (I love the “I’m better, I’m back!” scene from Burn After Reading

9. Umm, hello?! Being John Malkovich anyone??? Genius.

10. His voice. Yeeees.